Ratings

                           THE PANTS LOSING SCALE


One Pant- Hardly Worth The Time
Two Pants- Just OK!
Three Pants- I Like!
Four Pants- Really Like It!
Five Pants- Its the Shit. I Love The Book



                                     GO AHEAD TAKE THOSE




Short Story- 1 to 100 pages
Novella- 100 to 150 pages
Novel- 150 pages and over