Monday, December 10, 2012

Review: Poison by Megan Derr

Poison (The Lost Gods #4) by Megan Derr
Less Than Three Press
Novel: 236pgs
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Blurb:
Nine gods ruled the world until the ultimate betrayal resulted in their destruction. Now, the world is dying and only by restoring the Lost Gods can it be saved.

Verde is ruled by the mortal reincarnations of their Lost Gods: the Faerie Queen, the Pegasus, and the Unicorn, slain nine centuries ago at the base of their Sacred Oak. Every one hundred years, the tragedy repeats itself, plunging Verde ever deeper into despair.

Now, the Tragedy of the Oak draws near and Gael, the Unicorn, grows increasingly afraid because of a dark secret kept by the Three: If he cannot find a way to break the tragic cycle, the Twelve White Beasts and his secret lover are cursed to die right alongside him.



Review:
I am going to call this one and say this series is turning out to be my fave this year. There is so much to love about the Lost Gods; I believe it should be on everyone's radar (if you love a good fantasy series). Though, Poison isn’t a fave of mine it’s still an excellent read, which should tell you a lot about the other books that came before this one.

Poison brings the return of Aillill who we first met in Treasure, and then in book two, Burning Bright where he was poisoned (tada) while on a mission to return the royal jewels to the Faire Queen of his homeland Verde. So I was happy to see him return healthy, and fulfilling his duty as a white beast. Being noble is not something Ailill wants to be, but he has a duty to fulfill and he will see it through. He will play a part in restoring the mortal reincarnations of the gods, the Pegasus, the unicorn, and the Faire Queen. For 900 years, the ritual has failed and this time they are hoping to finally restore the gods. Seem that someone has other plans and Ailill is smack dab in the middle of it. Because someone is poisoning all the white beasts and Ailill knows in due time he will be next.

Then comes Ivan, a mercenary Ailill met on his travels and a man he brought to his bed. It comes as a surprise when Ivan shows up at his home no longer a merc, now a duke. Together they try to solve the mysterious poisonings, so close to the ceremony of bringing the gods back to Verde. With no idea of where to start or where to look, Ailill can only look on as his brothers, sisters, and his home perish in a state of anger and hatred.

Seems that the gods of Verde have built a home on lies and betrayal and 900 years of history has been repeating itself. The unicorn, Prince Gael has a secret lover he hides from his siblings and use to be lovers. The story follows the two couples as they try to keep their relationship flowing in an up heave of violence and destruction. Whoever is poisoning the white beasts is someone close to them but if only they could figure out who would want to destroy them when they are close to bringing all three gods back.

All right folks, I really enjoyed this story but I did it find it frustrating and a little drawn out. It was so easy to figure out who was behind the poisonings and for the life of me; I just could not understand why it took so long for everyone else to. Yeh, it’s hard to see something when you are close to the problem but... gawd they took forever. Upside, lots more loving in this one and that made me happy. This one lacks the adventure and roller-coaster story line that I liked so much about the books before, but seriously, Poison is no disappointment. The ending kind of fell out in a rush but I always look forward to the endings in this series, I get to read, if only a little about the gods from the previous books.

Should You Read It? Yes! I believe this series is for all the fantasy lovers out there and should not be missed. Every story is so intricately woven together that I found myself going "oh I remember this".  I freaking love all the colourful characters, and it is never a dull moment with the Lost Gods. Fantastic!


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Review:
 Book #1 Treasure 
 Book #2 Burning Bright
 Book #3 Stone Rose

Guest Post: A Little Humour and or Snark in Writing by BL Morticia


Greetings fans! Today I’m talkin’ about writing with humor and snark. Now, even in something as serious as romance and erotica writing, there’s nothing wrong with makin’ your characters a little funny. It might be a one liner, a full riddle, or joke, or even the way you portray them in the story.


Well, me, the snarky gal in the Triad of muses, does it better than the other two. Between the three of us, I’m usually the one with that snarky, smart ass mofo that annoys some and endears others. It really depends on the storyline and how they speak to me. Want examples? Okay I’ll give you two.



In my first novella, My Lieutenant, my interracial mm romance, my character Nathan Ellerby fits that bill. Smart ass, funny, isn’t opposed to using the dirty words in all his conversations even the ones with himself. Nathan is the female version of me with some of the things he says. What makes it better? He’s a gay man that harbors serious issues about control in his relationships. He pairs up with a man who is used to it and the whole story revolves around him giving up the reins. Does he do it for love? You hafta read to find out. *winks*






In the follow up, My Lieutenant 2, the story shift to Bryant who isn’t as snarky as Nathan but offers a few comments on his own. Bryant is more like Michael mandrake with his dry sense of humor being the focal point of his persona. In this book, Bryant shows you what a touch hombre he is and that’s what makes this one humorous. Nathan will offer a couple more silly things a well which makes this another romantic comedy.



So, that’s my thing. Erotica with Snark. In all my stories you’ll find some humor with a lot of smexy sex and swear words? What else? Characters from the military or musicians. *winks* I gotta thing for both so look for me to have more romances with humor in 2013 and beyond!


My Lieutenant One Blurb : Nathan Ellerby's apartment has been ransacked by his ex who didn't like the fact Nathan dumped him. Trouncing through the debris uttering a string of obscenities, Nathan's shocked to see Lieutenant Bryant Duncan at his door claiming he's already caught the offender. Sensing an instant connection, when Nathan finds out Bryant's divorced and he's straddling the fence between being gay or bisexual, Nathan finds himself in a quandary.


 Although the Lieutenant does everything in his power to prove to Nathan he's worthy, Nathan is afraid to lower his defenses which leaves both men wondering if Nathan will allow love into his life even through his doubts.

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My Lieutenant Two Blurb: Nathan Ellerby and Lt. Bryant Duncan are at it again. This time, the narration shifts from Nathan to Bryant who’s looking to solidify his relationship with his favorite artist. The Lieutenant wants to take Nathan to visit his naval friends, his parents who still aren’t happy about his decision to come out, as well as his best friends bachelor party. Bryant refuses to hide his man from the masses and despite his man’s insistence on the unimportance of the matter, Bryant pushes on.


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Also here is a free chapter of ML2 click here 


And available for free, Christmas With My Grinch




















Blurb: Bahambug! Nathan Ellerby hates Christmas! His lover, retired Lt. Bryant Duncan is ready to celebrate. He wants his life partner to enjoy the holiday too but Nathan has other ideas of how he’d like to spend their well deserved time off.


Available at ARe and Smashwords 


BLMorticia is currently a published writer with Naughty Nights Press and Rebel Ink Press. She entertains her readers with hot and smexy sex, humor, and lots of swear words. She attempts to incorporate metal music or the military in most of her works. Nothin’ sexier than metalheads or military servicemen and women! She also writes a biweekly column on Blak Rayne Books and blogs on the First Thursday of the month at NNP Blog. For more info, please visit, Erotica With Snark 


Sunday, December 9, 2012

What's Happening This Week: I'm Baaaaack!

WooHoo! I am back my pants losing friends :D and just in time for holiday cheer. First though, my break was awesome and I did get to read a few of my books. Some great ones, some not so great, and those that just fell right in the middle. It's so awesome to be back and I missed you all dearly.

This week we have some excellent reviews and our first ever double review (so nice to see what two of my reviewers thought of the same book), guest posts and more. It's gonna be a packed week of goodies. For the rest of December is looking to be an excellent month of awesome so be sure to stop everyday and see what's up.

You will notice that this post looks completely different from the previous posts, this is to take the pressure off and leave the schedule open to change. Only guest posts/giveaways will most likely happen on their scheduled days. So basically its 'maybe these reviews are happening this week' sometimes you can't rush the brush.

Be sure to enter Came Upon a Midnight Clear giveaway runs until December 11th 11:59pm EST.

What's causing a pants losing this week....

Reviews:

  • Poison by Megan Derr
  • The Coil by L.A Gilbert (Fehu)
  • Dex In Blue by Amy Lane (Double Review) (Buggy, Hannah)
  • Crow & Firefly by Sam C. Leonhard (Fehu)
  • Power Exchange by AJ Rose
  • Inflori by A.F Henley (Fehu)
  • The Red King by Rosmary O'Malley
  • Dumb Jock 3 by Jeff Erno
  • Learning to Love: Michael & Sean by K.C Wells (Hannah)
  • Making Ends Meet by S.L Armstrong & K.Piet



Guest Posts:
  • A Little Humour and or Snark in Writing by BL Morticia
  • Blog Tour: O Come All Ye Kinky (Riptide Publishing)


~ Have A Great Week Everyone~

Friday, December 7, 2012

Guest Post & Giveaway: Gimme A Stunt Man! by Katie Porter

Gimme A Stunt Man by Katie Porter


Nate Carnes  is an ex-con and an angsty chip-on-his-shoulder stud, but that’s his past and his personality. His profession? He’s a stuntman.

Nate is a romance hero, so of course he’s really great at his crazy-daring job. However, there’s more to his career ambitions. Sure he rappels down buildings and jumps from one zooming speedboat to another, but his company is called Second Chances—and employs only ex-cons. When men and women have nothing to lose, they make some crazy life choices!

So taking a job in London where Kyle Wakefield, the ex love of his life, is the movie producer…? Nate feels obligated. He owes it to himself to face the specter from his past, while protecting the fledgling company that means so much to him and his fellow ex-cons.

The research I did for his grand finale stunt, where he flips a Maserati, came from the bonus material available on the Casino Royale DVD. The bonus featured a segment on the stunts from the movie, including the scene where James Bond serves to avoid running over his lady love—and flips his Aston Martin DBS.

The only problem was that the sportscar was so well designed to hug the road that stunt coordinators couldn’t flip it! They tried ramps, various configurations to the tires, and a host of other tricks of the trade. In the end they installed an air canon in the passenger seat that shot a burst of air downward through a hole in the footwell. Boom! The air propelled the Aston into a series of flips that actually broke the record for the most in movie.


So yes, I did some research! But mostly, Came Upon a Midnight Clear is about second chances, just like Nate’s crew. It’s Nate’s chance to purge the pain of his troubled youth and reconnect with the rich, closeted man he’d never been able to forget. Kyle has his own issues to contend with, including how to keep his hands off the sexy stuntman he’s loved since they were wild teenagers. Such problems to have!


And in the spirit of this blog’s title, both men get their pants off—repeatedly. They’re gorgeous and horny and so very much in love…so yeah, that’s a given!

I just hope Nate’s attempt to practically fly a Maserati in the shadow of Big Ben doesn’t ruin their chances at a happily ever after. This romance is as nail-biting as an action movie, and as sexy as James Bond. Bring it!

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What the critics are saying: Came Upon a Midnight Clear has been described as “masterful,” (Publisher’s Weekly), “a complex gift,” (Library Journal), and “the perfect piece of erotica: nuanced, complex, dirty, loving, and intimate (RT BookReviews). Not only did the folks at RT make Came Upon a Midnight Clear a 4½ Star Top Pick, they’ve selected it as a Reviewers’ Choice nominee for Best Erotic Romance Ebook of 2012, as well as the Seal of Excellence for best romance novel of December—the first gay romance to receive either honor!


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For more about Katie Porter, the co-writing team of Carrie Lofty and Lorelie Brown:

Don’t forget about our “Amazing Race to a Kindle” contest, which is going on now. Review Double Down on Amazon for your chance to win a gift certificate or even a Kindle Fire!

In January, Lead and Follow will launch the five-part “Club Devant” series of erotic romances set in a glitzy New York City burlesque club. RT BookReviews gave Lead and Follow 4 Stars and raved, “Fans of erotica will be left breathless as they cha-cha straight into a cold shower.”  


Where to find us:

http://KatiePorterBooks.com/
Twitter: @MsKatiePorter
Or individually: @carrielofty and @LorelieBrown


We'd like to give away a copy of CAME UPON A MIDNIGHT CLEAR in any digital format. Just answer: Who is your favorite James Bond and why?


Thanks again to Pants Off for featuring Katie Porter and Came Upon a Midnight Clear!


Giveaway

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  • Contest runs until December 11th 11:59pm EST


Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Guest Post & Excerpt: The Seventh of London by Beau Schemery

Hello there. My name is Beau Schemery and I’m the author of The Seventh of London out now from Harmony Ink Press. This is my first young adult book. I’ve written other stuff but it was under a pseudonym. (If you’re interested in my alter-ego, he publishes through Harmony’s parent company.) The Seventh of London is an action-adventure story that takes place in a slightly alternate Victorian London. It’s a steampunk book. A lot of people don’t know what steampunk is still. It’s basically an aesthetic, more advanced technology re-imagined with a Victorian sensibility.

But it’s also an attitude. That’s where the punk comes in. It’s about fighting back. The Victorians had some pretty rigid ideas of what was right and proper. Steampunk is about flying in the face of that and I thought it be a perfect fit for a young adult novel. Because what kid doesn’t want to rebel against the authority pressing in on them? I know I did.

For the record, I’m a writer but I’m also a reader. And I like to read young adult novels. It seems to me that people are more willing to be creative when they’re writing for a younger audience. I think that’s great. But I try and inject that creativity into everything I do, but that’s not what I’m getting at here. I was reading a lot of steampunk-themed young adult novels in the months preceding me writing The Seventh of London. And let me tell you, I was disappointed. Many of them were trite and cliché with one-dimensional characters and no real personality. And the punk was nowhere to be found.



That’s when I decided to write Seventh. I wanted to write a story that put the punk back in steampunk with characters that were young but respectable, characters that didn’t just float along helpless as things happened around them. Seven is a young man with a troubled past but he’s taken his destiny by the horns. He’s shaping his own future. And he’s decided to fight against the horrible conditions that the poor children of London are forced to endure.





It doesn’t stop with Seven either. Even my secondary characters in this book turned out to have a strength that I found surprising. Rat was only supposed to appear in one scene and he ended up becoming an integral part of my plot. Waverly and Annie, Seven’s oldest friends were created to give Seven a richer backstory and both of them stepped up and lent a hand in the accomplishing of Seven’s goals. I’ve put a lot of work into making strong characters that I think not only kids but adults can respect as well. I hope I managed it. You’ll have to judge for yourself.



Below you’ll find the blurb and an excerpt from the book. If you want to buy the book you can get it herehttp://www.rainbowebooks.com/store/product_info.phpproducts_id=9601. You can follow my blog: beauschemery.wordpress.com, follow me on Twitter or Tumblr: @hedbonstudios or hit me up on Facebook and let me know what you think of the book. Thanks to Pants Off Reviews for having me today. I’ll be guesting on The Armchair Reader blog on the 5th and this weekend I’ll be appearing at the Scranton Comic Convention. If you’re in the area, stop by and say hello. Enjoy! –Beau.



Blurb: After his parents and family die, Seven escapes his factory job. By wits and will alone, he survives in a London divided into the affluent Fairside and the squalor of London's industrial Blackside, where many struggle to eke their existence out of despair. But Seven has to fight for more than just food and shelter.


All over Blackside, a secret cabal of prominent citizens and the mysterious Mr. Kettlebent are snatching children. Rumor has it a wizard is controlling the queen, and the country's most notorious villain is the only one who wants to stop him. Seven is determined to find out why.

Hired by the criminal Jack Midnight to steal the evil wizard's spellbook, Seven soon discovers the mystery runs deeper than he suspected. But events spiral out of control, and it isn't long before the intrigue sweeps Seven into its deadly current.



Excerpt

SEV pulled the collar of his secondhand military coat up and wrapped his scarf tighter to block the cold November wind whipping through the streets of London’s Blackside. Sev hated the cold almost as much as he hated the smoke-heavy air this side of the city. Victoria had the slums cut off in 1861. Just before the death of Albert. In whispers they called that period the great spiral. Sev didn’t get the reference, but he understood the intent. The queen’s mum died, and things started to go wrong. Now it was 1865, and Sev slipped in and out of the throng on King Street. He’d been following the man in the stovepipe hat for a few blocks, blending into the shadows to observe his prey. The once-crimson military jacket he wore was almost black with wear from years on the street, but that suited Sev just fine. He knew what it felt like to get noticed. It hurt more often than not, and Sev’d had enough hurt for two lifetimes.


The man Sev trailed was tall and oddly built. His arms seemed too long for his body; his legs towered, but he moved with mechanical purpose. He wore goggles beneath his stovepipe hat and had a beard as black as night to match his clothes. Sev had been watching the man for more than a week now and was completely intrigued by the dark man’s strange errands. Something about the man’s movement seemed wrong. Sev couldn’t explain it, but he knew to trust his instincts, and there might be money in it for him if he told the right person. Sev needed money if he ever wanted to escape Blackside, and he desperately wanted freedom. He’d heard stories of the colonies and how someone with strength and determination could make a living despite the circumstances of his birth. If there were even a chance that was true, it was a chance he was willing to take. The man looked toward the shadows that hid Sev, and Sev pulled his newsboy hat down to shield his eyes. He looked in the window of the bake shop, feigning interest in the window’s contents. Glancing at the emerald-green eyes of his reflection, he pushed his too-long burgundy locks behind his ear before he allowed his gaze to dart back to the dark stranger. He waited for the gangly man to turn the corner before leaving his perch to follow.

Sev had grown up on these streets. His parents emigrated in 1845 like many others during the potato famine in their homeland, and Sev was born a few years after. He could barely remember how happy he’d been as a small child with his family. Although he remembered being branded like it was only yesterday. Funny how the pain could remain so vivid while the contentment faded so easily. Sev escaped after four years of hellish labor and horrific circumstances. Freedom should inspire pleasant feelings, but when he thought back to that day in 1861 when he’d escaped and took Lord Fervis’s eye, his chest tightened with guilt and regret. Sev barely remembered his mother. She’d died in Fervis’s factory when Sev was scarcely nine.


The city was more of a mother to him now, and he knew her streets, could dash along them without thought and know exactly where he was at any given time. Sev prided himself on not being seen. The skill was born of necessity: trying to avoid detection by the Coal-Eaters, Scotland Yard, and Fervis’s Footmen, Blackside’s own police force. Sev spent more time in shadow than in light and excelled at remaining unnoticed. It kept him alive. He stole some things he needed, sold information to get things he couldn’t, all the while trying to set something aside for his escape. Not to mention trying to stand up for the factory orphans, making sure those who tried to take advantage of them met with unfortunate accidents. If only someone had been there for him and his siblings. It wasn’t an ideal existence, dashing from shadow to shadow and avoiding observation, but it beat living in the workhouses and factories like Fervis’s Auto-Matic Cobblery, which sprang up in Blackside, and which Victoria was rumored to have encouraged. Sev would rather die than return to a place like that, and he had no intention of dying. The young Irishman knew, without a doubt, after what he’d done, showing his face anywhere near a factory would be a death sentence.

Sev wasn’t sure if the queen’s intentions were good when she established London’s factory district, and he didn’t care. It was what it was, but as soon as the filth the industries spewed into the air started to encroach on the affluent portion of the city, she’d commissioned giant fans to be placed along
the division, keeping the filth in the air over the filth in the streets and away from the nobles and high society. Sev paused on the edge of a roof, hitching up his oversized trousers, reminding himself to tighten the bracers on his shoulders. He regarded the stranger beyond the toes of his boots, which he’d mended more times than he could remember while desperately keeping a lookout for a new pair. The thought brought memories of his father, and Sev swallowed against the swell of feelings still strong after so many years.

The dark man dashed down another alleyway, and Sev skipped along the rooftop following the man’s every move. He loosed the first few buttons of the double row that led down his jacket despite the chill night. The garment beneath was filthy, and he longed to switch it out for his other shirt awaiting him in the small hideout he maintained above the Royal Museum.


Sev’s ability to avoid detection allowed him to pass easily above or below the guarded lines between Blackside and Fairside. He didn’t have much, but he aspired to something more. He managed to slip from his attic hideout into the museum from time to time and had forced himself to learn to read, sort of; he still had a bit of trouble. His thoughts drifted to Henry, the owlet he’d nursed back to health a few months ago. They shared his attic room. Some other streeters, kids who lived as he did, had killed Henry’s mother for food, leaving the tiny owl orphaned and alone. Sev couldn’t allow the tiny creature to starve to death and had saved the little owl chick. Henry hadn’t left Sev’s nest since.

The dark man ducked into Curtis’s Mercantile, and Sev paused, watching from above. He observed the tall man purchase an odd variety of items: cloth, metal, coal, gears, food, water, and oil. The man didn’t leave with the items, and Sev assumed they’d be delivered later. To where? he wondered.

He’d watched the man speak with an eclectic group of people throughout the week as well: the nobleman Sutherland; the criminal, Midnight; a prominent madam; three floor foremen from various industries; and a duchess. Sev tried to piece the connections together but could spot no obvious correlation. The stranger dashed ahead once more, and Sev lost sight of the man. Sev cursed and forced himself to run faster, turning the corner only to find an empty wall. The dark stranger was nowhere to be found. Sev scanned the alley for any means of egress but detected none. He dropped to the ground. Nothing, he thought. He’s just gone. Sev removed his hat and scratched his head. Someone shouted from the alley’s entrance, and Sev scrambled up a drainpipe onto the opposite wall.


~Thank You! Beau for stopping by and sharing an awesome excerpt and artwork~